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Aug. 16th, 2010

Farmville zerging!


Everybody dance now...


Aug. 15th, 2010

Wessed Up History: Aug. 16

Aug. 16, 1954: First issue of Sports Illustrated is published, complete with scandalous shin-revealing swimsuit photos.

Aug. 14th, 2010

Wessed Up History: Aug. 15

Aug. 15, 1912: The maternity room oven goes DING! Nurses ease out a tray of Julia Child with a side of broccoli in hollaindaise sauce. "Bon appetit!"

The Expendables Experiment

Aug. 14, 2010:

3:30 p.m.: For today's showing of The Expendables, an experiment. I watched a Sex and the City marathon and drank a 2-liter estrogen milkshake. Let's see if Expendables removes my need to get mani-pedi.

3:33 p.m.: Close call: almost went into Eat, Pray, Love instead. There'd be no coming back from that death spiral.

6:05 p.m.: Experiment complete. Testosterone levels back up. Felt so manly after watching Expendables that I punched the teen sitting next to me. Twice. In the neck. GET SOME!

Aug. 13th, 2010

Wessed Up History: Aug. 14

Aug. 14, 1908: First beauty contest is held in Folkestone, England. Coincides with the Great Sheep Bulemia Epidemic.

Which side is your bread buttered on?


Wessed Up History: Aug. 13

Aug. 13, 1899: Infant Alfred Hitchcock emerges from a winding-stairwomb. He's also got a cameo as the gynecologist.

Aug. 12th, 2010

Not that hungry

I had reason to be particularly cranky yesterday. Felt very agitated. Decided that what I really needed was an all-you-can eat pizza dinner.

Hopped in the Juicebox, drove across town to the joint, parked in the lot. Fumed for a while. I've been on a pretty good diet for the last few weeks. I've lost several pounds. I'm on target to lose more as I combine the diet with regular exercise. This pizza blitz would throw a wrecking ball right into that.

Revved up the car. Drove home. Had a diet-friendly dinner. Went to the gym to shoot hoops with one of the neighborhood kids for a while.

Better choice, I think.

Aug. 11th, 2010

Wessed Up History: Aug. 12

Aug. 12, 1877: Asaph Hall discovers Deimos. Thinks this is a big deal until his partner discovers Mentos.

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